CIFE Mumbai Invites Applications for Ph.D Program

Central Institute of Fisheries Education (CIFE), Mumbai invites application for admission to Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D)program in various disciplines of Fisheries Science for the academic session 2013-14.

Eligibility     
 

For the complete detail about the program, eligibility criteria and application procedure follow this link.  

Website-http//www.cife.edu.in

 

Important Dates-

•  Date of issue of application form: Thursday, April 25, 2013.
•  Last date for sale of application form:
  • By Post: Wednesday, April 24, 2013.
  • By Cash: Saturday, April 27, 2013.
• Last date of submission of application form: Thursday, May 30, 2013.
• Date of examination: Sunday, July 07, 2013.

 

 

Live Today

A squirrel joined the service of the King of the Forest, the lion. He did whatever work was given him, quickly and well. The lion became fond of him. "I promise you a cartload of almonds as pension when you retire". The squirrel envied the other squirrels in the forest because of their carefree life. He longed to run up and down trees and leap from branch to branch like them. Yet in pride, he loved to move with courtly dignity and boasted about his royal career. He often kept proclaiming thus. "I cannot leave the king's side even if I wish."

He consoled himself with the thought that at the end of his career, he would receive a cartload of almonds, a food that few squirrels got to taste in their lifetime. "They will envy me then," he would tell himself. The years passed. The squirrel became old and then it was time for him to retire.

The king gave a grand banquet in his honour and at the end of it, presented him with a cartload of almonds as he had promised. The squirrel had waited so long for this day but when he saw the almonds, he was seized with sadness. He realised they were of no use to him now. He had lost all his teeth.

Just Five More Minutes

While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a park.

"That is my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.

"He is a fine looking boy" the man said. "That is my daughter on the bike in the white dress."

Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter. "What do you say we go, Melissa?"

Melissa pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes."

The man nodded and Melissa continued to ride her bike to her heart's content. Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his daughter. "Time to go now?"

Again Melissa pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."

The man smiled and said, all right.

"My, you certainly are a patient father," the woman responded.

The man smiled and then said, "Her older brother Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I would give anything for just five more minutes with him. I have vowed not to make the same mistake with Melissa.

She thinks she has five more minutes to ride her bike. The truth is, I get Five more minutes to watch her play."

Life is all about making priorities, what are your priorities?

Give someone you love 5 more minutes of your time today!

NIT Calicut Invites Applications for Ph.D Programs

National Institute of Technology (NIT), Calicut invites application for admission to full-time/part-time/internal/external Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D) programs offered at various departments and Schools for the commencing session 2013.

Eligibility     
 

For the complete detail about the program, eligibility criteria and application procedure follow this link.  

Website-http://www.minglebox.com

 

Important Dates-

• Last date for receipt of completed applications: Wednesday, May 15, 2013.
• Date of written test/interview: Tuesday, June 11, 2013.

 

BBAU Lucknow Invites Applications for MBA in Rural Management Program

Babasaheb Bhimrao Ambedkar University (BBAU), Lucknow invites application for admission to Master of Business Administration (MBA) in Rural Management for the academic year 2013-14.

Eligibility     
 

For the complete detail about the program, eligibility criteria and application procedure follow this link.  

Website-www.bbau.ac.in.

 

Important Dates-

• Last date for submission of application form: Wednesday, May 08, 2013.
• Date of entrance test for MBA in Rural Management: Monday, June 10, 2013.

Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the railway station.  We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.  And I mean, he was really friendly.

So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck."

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.  As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.  Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home or on the streets. 

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so.....  "Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't."

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Priceless Words

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!" 

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, 

"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, 

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!" 

Moral

Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00

Broken crockery - $ 800.00

Breakfast - $ 10.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "