A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it
is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the
table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure
enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son
says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some
crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled
into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in
order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect
a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you
to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "
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